Weather in Melbourne – is it as bad as they say during the year?

Melbourne has the most disgustingly coldest weather in Australia. We get 9 months of winter 1 month of summer and 2 months of autumn with no spring whatsoever. It is extremely windy and dry. It only rains when you wash the car. Occasionally you get a hot day but it will get cold by late afternoon which requires turning on the heater. I don’t believe there is a more disgustingly vile climate in the world than Melbourne. Don’t bother moving here.